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So… I am that coworker who will sit at the desk next to yours, might say hi and smile awkwardly but won’t say anything to you throughout the day. At parties I tend to sneak outside for fresh air or stand/sit in the corner observing it all. Basically I try to be as invisible as possible. Because what if people talk to me? Nine out of ten I honestly have got nothing to say.