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Yesterday was weird. Somehow I was offered a beer. Just 2 plastic cups. I rarely drink beer, I prefer wine. It feels like the classy way to get drunk. Beer breath is gross.

“So, what’s for dinner?” Asked my new coworker, who clearly hasnt noticed that I don’t socialize with anyone, except clients because it is part of the job to actually answer the phone. After long thinking, my answer was; “Something simple.” I was about to walk away when my new coworker said; “My mom can cook … More Healthy dinner…