Yesterday there was a little whirlwind spotted in Amsterdam, apparently… I was in Amsterdam when the whirlwind swirled up, but I was thankfully in another part of the city getting wasted while celebrating my uncle’s birthday. So didn’t believe about the whirlwind, until I saw videos of it. Surreal. And, the strong winds wrecked part of my fence.
This morning I had to walk to work because the busroad is under construction again. Ain’t nothing better than walking off the hangover on such a lovely windy morning.
Hoped my umbrella would Mary Poppins me to work, but I guess the wind wasnt strong enough…
Took longer than usual for the hangover to go away. Actually, I am still hungover. Oh well, serves me right…
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Hangovers are the only thing that keep me from drinking more than I do.
Hangovers are lame 🥴