Yesterday was weird.
Somehow I was offered a beer. Just 2 plastic cups. I rarely drink beer, I prefer wine. It feels like the classy way to get drunk.
Beer breath is gross.
Yesterday was weird.
Somehow I was offered a beer. Just 2 plastic cups. I rarely drink beer, I prefer wine. It feels like the classy way to get drunk.
Beer breath is gross.
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If everyone’s drinking beer, then nobody notices the smell.
But you can smell your own breath and that’s gross enough.