Pissed!!

Don’t you just hate it when your boss “forgets” to transfer your well deserved salary on pay-day? What, you think I like working over-time just to get my kicks? WTF, he better pay out or I’ll be chucking meatballs all over the place!!! (I work in a large kitchen that produces food for hospitals and stores; lots of food fight material there to chuck around with!)

As if a Monday isn’t tough enough on its own… Not getting paid for hard work sure isn’t motivating me to be working with a positive spirit.

FUCK! FUCK-FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! *is literally throwing a fit right now*

Ya know what? I feel awfully sick all of a sudden. My palms are sweaty, my heart is raging, my blood is boiling. Maybe I’m having a heart-attack, or is it just a fever? I think I’ll call in sick today, because I’m just SO sick and I really need to lay down. I’m sorry boss, but you’ll have to find another moron for today to work over-time; FUCKTARD!

I blew up Megaton yesterday (Fallout 3, Xbox 360 version). Before I detonated the gigantic atomic bomb, I slaughtered the entire town by swinging my sledgehammer about with a male character which I’ve named Syko Modufaka. I felt really relieved after doing that, felt completely replenished and pumped up to go back to work today. I was really up for it…. Up until I noticed my salary wasn’t paid out, again… No cure no pay, so they say.

Seriously, I so wish I could do this with my boss right now;