FYI: I’m a Libra… And have to rush to the shower right now otherwise I might indeed end up unemployed, again. I do think reality is something relatively taken from the perspective you might have during the day… Not everything we take as truth, stuff that others might lay out s facts is necessarily based on reality. Just my 2 cents.
SEE YA!
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This seems very legit horoscope
Ya, saya tak mungkin bunuh diri!!