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What to write about today? I have no fuckin’ clue. There’s not really much to say. Watched a movie this weekend with my friend.  Been listening to some really old music lately. Cab Calloway and such. Don’t know why, but that funky sound of the 1930’s just can’t seem to let go of me. On the other hand there are so many good new albums out, or about the be released in this year. Yah. Great shit. Wahoo.
Fuck…

Last weekend I really got fucked up good man… Ever mixed vodka with a  blunt? Did that last weekend.

My friend and I were going to watch some movie titled “I do bad all by myself“. Mary J Blige plays in the movie. It was a typical drama movie. Did have a good message. But some scenes were a bit confrontational I guess, for my friend.

Luckily we could see the movie for free. Another friend of ours gave us the tip to use; Tube+ They stream a lot of free movies on there. Which is nice, cause downloading doesn’t always seem to work for me. Especially when I assume I’m downloading let’s say… The Amazing Spiderman and end up having Ron Jeremy dressed up like a Sultan with his worn out member hanging out. Now that’s gross people, seriously. Just disgusting.

Anyway…

So we watched the drama movie. I don’t know I just can’t be serious about anything these days. Regardless of the theme of whatever movie, I crack up. Hell, watched Saw 1 again yesterday and still cracked up. Actually got myself to watching the scene where Chester Bennington was glued onto a car seat. Cracked up so bad man, it just… I almost peed my pants during that scene.

Anyway…

So we decided to drink some soda mixed with vodka, while watching the drama movie…  By the end of the movie we were cracking up on every stupid little thing. We drank about 3 glasses each, not that much.

But then we moved to the balcony with the bottle of vodka and had a cigarette. We were laughing about stupid stuff there too, man. The balcony looks over a parking lot and a police station. Watching police men “work” is just hysterical as is. Even when sober, that’s some funny shit to watch.

The silliest part is that we don’t NEED alcohol to laugh at everything. Alcohol does however, make the laughing worse. We’re like fuckin’ hyena’s then. You can hear our laughter echoing from a distance. Yes, fun times. Then suddenly, the neighbors appeared on their balcony. One of them had rolled a big fat joint. The smell was so tempting. I couldn’t help myself and just had to blurt out “Yum….. Weed!” Before we knew it, we were exchanging vodka for a joint with the neighbors and had some small talk with them.

When you’re stoned, the level of conversation somehow…. Becomes odd. You either have to be spacing on that same cloud together or end up with a conversation going like this;

 “Yo man.”

“What?”

 “Yo man!”

 “What?”

 “Yo man.”

 “What?”

“Yo man!”

“What?”

“Yo man.”

“What?”

“Yo man!”

“What?”

“…”

“What?”

“Yo!”

“What?”

“Man!”

“What…?”

Yes… Very deep.

Now of course my friend and I weren’t just stoned. We were drunk AND stoned. That’s such a good mix, seriously… My God.. Eventually my friend had to sit down because the room was spinning, so she said. I had that same feeling but managed to keep my “basic instincts” to function despite the fact that room seemed to be spinning.

A few things I’ve learned from the time when I hung out with druggies and alcoholics is this; When the trip feels like it’s going badly, sit down and have a red bull. Munch away on some candy as if your life depended on it. Meanwhile, try to stay as calm as possible until the spinning stops. Even when you’re not able to “move”, still try to focus on something. Keep a TV on. I normally feel a whole lot better after munching on candy and some red bull. But I guess… I’ve put my body through so much shit in the past already that it’s now used to “crazy mixes”. Seriously man, in the worse case scenario I just have to barf out the alcohol and feel better within 10 minutes. Yes.
Anyway…

So my friend basically collapsed on the couch while I was spacing off on some Spongebob. I figured out that day that the newer episodes to Spongebob are actually funny when you’re stoned. When you’re sober that crap just don’t make sense. But stoned I couldn’t help but laugh. I offered my friend some candy in the meantime. Then I figured it’d be best if she just slept it off.

The next day she felt horrible. It had been such a while ago for her since she had been drunk and stoned all together. Maybe 8 years or something… We figured…. It’s best to either get stoned or drunk, not mix it. The best option is of course; to lay off the drugs and alcohol all together. But once in a while… Once in a while it does feel nice to space out.

I have to confess that I do space out once in a while. Not on a daily base. More like a monthly base. Like… Once every two weeks, or something. Ach, why am I sharing this again? I really have nothing else to say…

Later gaters…

Now… Dont do drugs. Don’t mix it with hard liquor. Leave that shit to me, ok….