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I’ve added the Living Things to my Spotify account, uploaded the tracks from the CD onto my smartphone and onto my Xbox 360. Wherever I go, I am able to listen to the new shit.

Yesterday I was babysitting my best friend’s kid. Previous Linkin Park albums made the kid cry, except for songs like “In The End” and “Numb/Encore“, pretty odd… Aparently when Chester screams his lungs out, that’s when the kid feels the need to scream her lungs out as well. She hadn’t cried yesterday, when I played the Living Things on Spotify. She just left to her own room and decided her K3 CD and Smurf CD were more interesting to listen to. Hey, at least she doesn’t cry anymore.

The response of my mother today was pretty hysterical. She was actually bouncing along to a few songs. But then came Lies, Greed en Misery. That’s when she frowned and asked; “What is that lady’s problem? Is she dying?” I’m sorry, it just cracked me up so bad. She just called Chester a dying lady! Wuhahaha…

Anyway…

Gotta work. Have more advertisement texts to type out. It’s going pretty well so far. The company I write the advertisement texts for has some pretty weird assignments though. Assignments with the words “eating in the dark”, “klysma” or “eye laser treatment” are just… I can’t help but write some WEIRD shit down when I see those words.

How about this for an advertisement text?:

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